Kotoba of the day - Windows Live


Onsen (おんせん/温泉) (Hot Spring)	Same-sex nudity in a ritualised, scalding-hot water environment. Intended for relaxation.

Ayashii (あやしい) (Strange)	You should probably go to jail for that sort of thing.

OMOSHIROI (おもしろい)	Hmm. That's amusing. Now get out of my country.

Gaijin (外人) (Foreigner)	Diplomatic immunity from prosecution under Japan's harsh Anti-Jackass laws.

Shinkansen (新幹線) (Bullet train)	The world's fastest money-sucking land vehicle.

TSUYOI/YOWAI (Strong/Weak)	Based on how many yakitori sticks and beers you can consume before it all comes back up again.

OTSUKARE-SAMA	I am near death and apologise for finishing work today.

KEKKON (marriage)	When she says this, buy shink tickets asap. 3rd most overheard word on JR trains.

ANAGO (Eel)	Secret super smooth unagi. I can't believe it's not butter.

ONAJI (same)	Onaji, Onaji, demo chigau.

SHIRI-GARUNA-ONNA (Buttocks-ride-female)	Tip: don't bring her home to mum.

Keitai (cell phone)	Slim. Sophisticated. What occidental nerds travel to Japan to have sex with.

Hazukashi (Shame)	Not separating rubbish - yes. Caught with a schoolgirl - no.

Arigato Gozaima[su/shita] (Thank you)	"I have just relieved your wallet of a small fortune in your home currency."

Irashaimase	"Please spend your life savings in my store."

Onegai (Please)	I will give you my left nut if you throw me a f*cking line.